He was a native of Liverpool, but had liver for many years in the Isle of Wight - Edmonton (Canada) Journal.

Funny he didn't go to Poole and leave his liver behind him.

REAL FLESH FOOD FOUND AT LAST.
- From an advt. in daily papers.

Evidently we have all been vegetarians and knew it not.

Nothing Can Replace Salt

From an advt. in Punch.

Many food reformers advantageously replace salt with nothing.

The golf craze has been greater this autumn than in any previous year. Nobody is quite safe from the fever. It seizes those who mocked at it, and pays no respect to sex or age. - British Weekly.

By the time the next Medical Congress comes round it is expected that at least three distinguished bacteriologists will have discovered the golf-fever microbe. They will probably agree to call it Mashilococcus Caddes.

Between lunch and dinner take another tumbler of water cold. Take a glass of cold water half-an-hour after lunch, half-an-hour after tea, half-an-hour after dinner, and before going to bed at night. Never drink between meals. - Woman's Life.

All other methods failing, try putting your watch half-an-hour on after each meal.

I once got a circular from a man who grew potatoes containing his photograph, and, I think, an autobiography. - Musical Standard.

Not nearly so convenient as one of those automatic egg-stamping hens.

Stop-Press News.

A "pocket clipper" has been invented (according to a certain catalogue) which can be used for the beard or hair at back of neck.

But surely people who can do anything so clever as grow a beard on the back of the neck ought not to be tempted to clip it off.

Peter Piper.